Re: See Nina's Krazzzz-seeee Pictures Here !

by **iva** Thu Jun 04, 2009 12:52 pm

Thanks Nina you Krazzeee girl.

Question, why can I not see some of the posts? all I get is the red cross, I know there is a reason but cannot recall it.

by **kandyman** Thu Jun 04, 2009 10:07 pm

Great Ones Nina....Now heres one for your Collection!

Your chuckle for today
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> The doctor, after an examination, sighed and said, "I've some bad news.
> You have cancer, and you'd best put your affairs in order."
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> The woman was shocked, but managed to compose herself and walk into the
> waiting room where her daughter had been waiting.
>
> "Well daughter, we women celebrate when things are good, and we
> celebrate when things don't go so well. In this case, things aren't
> well. I have cancer. Let's head to the club and have a martini."
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> After a few martinis and some laughs, they were approached by some of
> the woman's old friends,
> who were curious as to what the two were celebrating.
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> The woman told her friends they were drinking to her impending end,
> "I've been diagnosed with AIDS."
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> The friends were aghast, gave the woman their condolences and beat a
> hasty retreat.
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> After the friends left, the woman's daughter leaned over and whispered,
> "Mom, I thought you were dying of cancer, and you just told your friends
> you are dying of AIDS! Why did you do that?"
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> "Because I don't want any of those bitches sleeping with your father
> after I'm gone."
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> And THAT, my friends, is what is called "putting your affairs in order".
>

by **Linda** Thu Jun 04, 2009 10:16 pm

Heres one Nina ,Sweetie !

Snoring Dog

A couple has a dog that snores. Annoyed because she can't sleep, the wife goes to the vet to see if he can help. The vet tells the woman to tie a ribbon around the dog's testicles, and he will stop snoring.
"Yeah right!" she says.

A few minutes after going to bed, the dog begins snoring; as usual the wife tosses and turns, unable to sleep. Muttering to herself, she goes to the closet and grabs a piece of red ribbon and ties it carefully around the dog's testicles. Sure enough, the dog stops snoring! The woman is amazed.

Later that night, her husband returns home drunk from being out drinking with his buddies. He climbs into bed, falls asleep and begins snoring loudly. The woman thinks maybe the ribbon trick might work on him too, so she goes to the closet again, grabs a piece of blue ribbon and ties it around her husband's testicles. Amazingly, it also works on him! The woman sleeps soundly all night.

In the morning, the husband wakes from his drunken stupor and stumbles into the bathroom. As he stands in front of the toilet, he glances in the mirror and sees a blue ribbon attached to his privates. He is very confused. He walks back into the bedroom, where he sees the red ribbon attached to his dog's testicles.

He shakes his head and looks at the dog and whispers, "I don't know where we were, or what we did. but, by God, we took first and second place!"

Very Happy

by **Sexy~Nina** Fri Jun 05, 2009 2:00 am

iva wrote:Thanks Nina you Krazzeee girl.

Question, why can I not see some of the posts? all I get is the red cross, I know there is a reason but cannot recall it.

Iva
I have no idea... That's a question 4 Kandy or Anotheridiot... Computers & I are not best friends... We hardly get along LOL....

by **Sexy~Nina** Fri Jun 05, 2009 2:04 am

Very funny Linda loved it....
Keep em comin hun

by **Sexy~Nina** Fri Jun 05, 2009 2:11 am

LMAO... very funny Kandy...
I so happy 2 see other ppl posting here other than me....
p.s. if its not 2 much trouble can u please move the above
jokes to Listen to Nina's Krazzzz-seee Jokes Here !
thanks hun....

by **iva** Tue Jun 09, 2009 4:16 am

Sexy~Nina wrote:
iva wrote:Question, why can I not see some of the posts? all I get is the red cross, I know there is a reason but cannot recall it.

Iva
I have no idea... That's a question 4 Kandy or Anotheridiot... Computers & I are not best friends... We hardly get along LOL....

It's a miracle all of your pictures are now visible, I knew your charm would fix it for me, thanks.

A friend said it was something to do with flash???? couldn't be me I haven't got enough for that. Cool

by **Sexy~Nina** Wed Jun 10, 2009 3:47 am

iva wrote:
Sexy~Nina wrote:
iva wrote:Question, why can I not see some of the posts? all I get is the red cross, I know there is a reason but cannot recall it.

Iva
I have no idea... That's a question 4 Kandy or Anotheridiot... Computers & I are not best friends... We hardly get along LOL....

It's a miracle all of your pictures are now visible, I knew your charm would fix it for me, thanks.

A friend said it was something to do with flash???? couldn't be me I haven't got enough for that.

Iva I'm so happy u can see all d pics... soon I shall be able 2 post some more funny pics.... School is out I have more time now.... well 'til summer school starts again....